I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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