yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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