Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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