I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I would fuck him just for his dog
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