Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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