Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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