i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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