Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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