Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Found your dick twin last night
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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