Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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