Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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