So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
