He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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