road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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