Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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