You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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