Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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