I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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