that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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only you would photoshop your dick
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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