You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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