If i come over, it means nothing
only if we run a train.
done.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
3pm strippers are depressing
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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