Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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