I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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