Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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