It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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