Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Randomize
