sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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