I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I have already put on my inside pants.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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