My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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