ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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