How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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