i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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