We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
she pinky promised me she was 18
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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