Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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