You really coming over, don't trick.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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