school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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