Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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