She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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