fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
The feeling are messing with the penis
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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