Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish I could teleport
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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