after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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