office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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