Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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