Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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