yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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