found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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