I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made