belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"