Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
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You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
why is half of my head shaved?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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