i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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