nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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