you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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