i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
