'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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