I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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