Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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