im gay
i know
yea but for you.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
how does that bad decision feel?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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