They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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