you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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